Crash Pad Episode 292: Venus Selenite’s Solo

Crash Pad Episode 292: Venus Selenite’s Solo

From Crash Pad about the episode

“Mirror, mirror, in Venus’s hand, who’s the hottest in all the land? You’re looking at xym! Venus Selenite treats us to a solo bit of self-voyeurism, watching xymself come… or coming from watching xymself? My mind is blown, just like Venus’ dildo!”

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I’m familiar with Venus Selenite from xes previous Crash Pad Series episode. And excited to see more porn creators with Virgo in their chart and the same love of Oreos as me.

Venus Selenite for Crash Pad

I love the idea of using a mirror during solo play. It’s the best free ethical porn you can get. Watching yourself being pleasured by someone who knows best, you! Take time to look at the things you love about your body and hold onto those feelings of pleasure. Finding pleasure in your body, particularly as a person society tells isn’t worthy of pleasure or feeling sexy is so important and radical. And creating a backlog of good feelings to go back to when you’re feeling shitty can be super helpful.

Warming your body up, even if your alone, not only intensifies your orgasm by creating more blood flow, but also helps you connect to yourself and spend some true self care time.

Spotted the Je Joue Mio ring, which is one of my favorites! The deeper rumbly motor has a great range of intensity and the deeper vibrations also help prevent overt simulation and get deeper into the pelvis. All amazing things! Warming your body up, even if your alone, not only intensifies your orgasm by creating more blood flow, but also helps you connect to yourself and spend some true self care time.

Make wearing vibrating rings more comfortable by putting lube on the ring first. It helps the material not catch on skin or body hair. Rings also trap the blood in erections. It allows blood to flow in and not back out. So the more blood the more sensitive things feel. And the more intense a release you can possibly achieve.

If you’re someone who loves giving oral, I love the idea of giving yourself something to suck on or lick while you’re giving yourself solo pleasure. If it feels good for you, do it whenever you want!!!

All in all, great episode with some amazing self care masturbation session ideas.

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Crash Pad Episode 290: Barbary Rose and Maxine Holloway

Crash Pad Episode 290: Barbary Rose and Maxine Holloway

From Crash Pad about the episode

” Barbary Rose is hungry for Maxine Holloway’s special postpartum treat, but she’ll have to earn this mother’s milk. After fucking this literal MILF with fingers and a dildo, Barbary gets a unique facial while cumming with a Magic Wand. Not for the lactose-intolerant! ”

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Initial thoughts are that I wish Maxine Holloway had a more in depth bio. The performer bios are one of my favorite parts of Crash Pad Series. I’m nosy, what can I say? She is beautiful and can’t wait to see someone new to me. Excited to see her episode after giving birth because having kids doesn’t stop you from being a sexual being.

Maxine Holloway for Crash Pad

And Barbary Rose is one of my favorite Crash Pad Series performers. I love her energy and I think she is a total babe. Excited to see her newest episode especially since it involves human milk!!

Barbary Rose for Crash Pas Series

I love seeing Femme for Femme porn shot without the cis male gaze. Yes as femmes we’re queer enough, even if we love other femmes! As a femme who loves other femmes it’s hard to find porn that is queer femme sex that isn’t shot with a cis male consumer in mind.

Also interesting to watch someone role play as mommy without necessarily doing a complete “little” scene. Being mommy, and being a caretaker can be a really intimate and tender role playing scene. Earning mommy’s milk by braiding her hair is a great way to prep. Watching Barbary Rose put Maxine Holloway whole titty in her mouth to get the milk flowing was something I didn’t know turned me on.

Keep in mind to treat breast milk like any other sexual fluid you would exchange. For safety reasons you should be fluid bonded with the person you’re doing this with, and everything that goes along with that.

BDSM isn’t always spankings and fisting. It can be an tender as kissing mommy’s feet and worshiping her body. BDSM like sex itself is a spectrum. Something for everyone.

You can totally manually stimulate a vulva with long nails! Gloves are one option, but also just being careful is another. Lube also helps everything feel better! Using the pads of your fingers typically feel better anyway.

The best part of dildos are being able to angle them towards your partners sponge (G/P Spot) without having to contort your body. Always angle curves towards the belly button to get maximum pleasure.

The pervy joy of watching Maxine Holloway squirt milk into Barbary Rose’s mouth while she’s using the magic wand is I think the best thing ever! (Get the original, the plus or rechargeable)

The magic of Crash Pad Series is that everyone who wants to be sexual is. There’s no such thing as too fat, too old, too disabled, etc to leave your sexuality behind. Seeing someone after they’ve given birth owning their sexuality is truly great and empowering for me. You’re in control of your sexuality and your body. As long as there is consent, you are free to do as you please and @CrashPadSeries displays so much variety of bodies, genders, sexuality, etc. It is amazing to see even if all of it isn’t a turn on for me. Someone out there is turned on by it and sees themselves and feels sexy and empowered and that’s the best part of it all.

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Crash Pad Episode 288: Cinnamon Maxxine and Kissy Burgundy

Crash Pad Episode 288: Cinnamon Maxxine and Kissy Burgundy

From Crash Pad about the episode

“There’s a lot of benefits in fucking your friends, if Cinnamon Maxxine and Kissy Burgundy can stop laughing long enough to actually come! After finger-fucking Cinnamon with a textured glove, Kissy spreads their legs wide for Cinnamon’s dildo. But the real treat is getting to watch Kissy use a Magic Wand… for the first time! And if one is good, why not two?”

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I want to start by professing my love of Cinnamon Maxxine. I met them a few years ago at a queer porn screening in Brooklyn and loved everything they had to say. Plus someone else who loves bellies? What’s not to love.

Kissy Burgundy is new to porn, but anyone covered in tattoos and wanting to try a magic wand (Get the original, the plus or rechargeable) is already golden in my book. Plus their bio on the Crash Pad site is swoon worthy. They just need a Twitter so I can thirst tweet them!!

I love that episode jumps right in and starts with playful banter. Cinnamon Maxxine has done Crash Pad Series before and says they’re nervous. Kissy Burgundy laughs it off and says you’re not allowed to be while getting more lube. Shout out to the Oxballs Finger Fuck Glove. That brand has a very specific audience and I love the idea of these two using it, plus I’ve never seen it in action, so exciting all around. Hand stuff should be shown more, cause it’s hot to watch.

I love seeing sex where there is lots of giggling and fun, and the communication is playful as well as checking in with how your partner is feeling. Crash Pad Series has a wide range of vibes and moods in their scenes but these tend to be my favorite. I love seeing sex be fun. Cum for your best friend should be a new genre of porn! Dirty talk can be serious, or silly. Just have fun with it!

I love that they’re discussing non-binary terms of endearment while they’re both fooling around. Until Cinnamon Maxxine finds Kissy Burgundy’s spot and then the sweet sounds of pleasure is all you hear.

Short thrusts are more effective on the g spot because it’s typically about 2 inches in the vagina, and rhythmic pulsations can lead to a strong orgasm.

Here we go! Kissy Burgundy is about to use the Magic Wand for the first time, they said they don’t use vibrators! Even if you’ve ever side eyed this toy, give it a chance to change your life!! (Get the original, the plus or rechargeable) Some tips for first time wand use is warm up first! Then try to keep it moving so you don’t overstimulate yourself. Use it on the vulva and above the clit before you go for the clit and last tip is enjoy the ride.

I think this episode is what young Carly had hoped sleepovers would be like and never were!! All in all amazing episode. If you like playful banter, orgasms, and 2 friends fucking around then this is for you!

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Crash Pad Episode 285: Spookyfatbrat’s Solo

Crash Pad Episode 285: Spookyfatbrat’s Solo

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“‘I’m a fucking Goddess,’ Spookyfatbrat says, and that’s no lie. After calling in sick to work, she worships herself properly by coming on a Magic Wand. Now THIS is what I call ‘self-care.'”

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I know I’m predictable but any Curvy Femme with tattoos is automatically going to steal my heart. So I’m obviously super excited to see SpookyFatBrat on Crash Pad Series with my all time favorite toy the Magic Wand. (Get the original, the plus or rechargeable) I know I’ve talked a lot about representation in porn but to see a curvy femme with tattoos just loving on herself is so empowering to folks like me. Especially with companies like Crash Pad Series because they don’t shoot porn for the male gaze so it truly is inherently different.

SpookyFatBrat for Crash Pad Series
SpookyFatBrat for Crash Pad Series

I’m totally here for calling out sick to masturbate. Our culture works ourselves to death (no ethical consumption under capitalism) and I feel like is more folks took days off for self care, whatever that is for them, we might be happier as a country. Bottom line is take care of yourself, taking days off for you mental health can actually prevent you from getting physically sick. And there are tons of reasons why you should masturbate! Read more here

Warming up with intense toys like the Magic Wand through your underwear is a great way to build up sensation and start slow. You have to allow your body to get warmed up to get the best orgasms you can get. Edging yourself is another great way to make your orgasms more intense. Keep bringing yourself to the edge without letting yourself reach climax until you’re ready to finally give in to pleasure. The more arousal you build the more intense the release. Even though the magic wand is a very strong vibrator, going up & down in intensity & using the pulsation patterns is a great way to tease yourself and make the experience last longer. It’s easy to crank it up and just cum, but tease yourself, it’ll be worth it.

By the way, it’s totally a myth about vibrators desensitizing you. What the issue is, is doing the same thing every time. Your body gets used to anything. So change up positions, use different toys, levels of vibration or even pulsation patterns

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Crash Pad Episode 283: Emma Claire and Lilian Rose

Crash Pad Episode 283: Emma Claire and Lilian Rose

From Crash Pad about the episode

“When Emma Claire says she brought her favorite sex toy, does she mean her leather gloves, or Lilian Rose? Either way, bratty bottom Lilian is spanked ’til her ass is bright pink. Lilian sucks Emma’s girldick before coming from Emma’s tongue and fist. Then Emma fucks Lilian until she comes all over Lilian’s chest. What a sweetly intimate fuck session, both rough, gentle, and fun!”

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Always excited to discover new queer performers through Crash Pad Series interested to see Episode 283 with Emma Claire and Lilian rose .

We all know by now that I love tattooed femmes in leather jackets. So Swoon city!

I love that Emma Claire is wearing leather gloves while getting oral because not only is it hot to see, it adds a different texture when you’re touching your partner and because her hands are near her junk while she’s getting oral, it adds the smell of leather to the giver. Think of engaging all your senses while you’re fooling around!

Wearing a leather glove while spanking, not only changes the way your hand feels, but adds elements of using a paddle and gives the skin variety. Try using wool, velvet, or silk gloves to change the feeling of a spanking.

Emma Claire has perfect spanking technique, hitting right where the cheek meets the thigh and building intensity while mixing in soft caresses, and my favorite dirty talk, compliments! Take notes folks! And bottoms take note of Lilian Rose Want more intensity, tell your top “is that all you got”. It tells your top you want more in a playful challenging way. What could be more fun?

I appreciate how Crash Pad Series prioritizes pleasure over what looks good for porn. You see legit pleasure from the performers, while still seeing hot content. I hate watching folks with a vulva get head with “porno mouth” which means vulva open to camera. And it doesn’t lose any of it’s sex appeal, it is still hott as hell to watch

Choking by squeezing the sides of the neck and not putting too much pressure of the actual windpipe is the ideal and safest way to choke someone. Emma Claire is a great example of how to choke your partner!

Shout out to the Sliquid sassy in this scene. My favorite is satin but there are so many good, body safe options. Good lube will change your life! Get your own here

This episode is full of chemistry between the performers and actual pleasure. The whole scene just feel natural and unforced. You see the two of them just enjoy each other and it’s sexy as hell and you should watch for yourself!

There is also a great Caretaker dynamic in this and you should read my thoughts about being a femme daddy here.

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Crash Pad Episode 281: La Muxer Diosa and Zoie Blackheart

Crash Pad Episode 281: La Muxer Diosa and Zoie Blackheart

From Crash Pad about the episode

“Oh my Goddess! Magic is in the air when Zoie Blackheart summons La Muxer Diosa with an appealing offering… her body. Together the two cast a spell, with foot worship and candle wax, paddle and dildo… and of course, no spell is complete without a Magic Wand.”

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I am 100% excited to review an episode that involves sex magic! Want to see more of my writing about sex magic? Click here for more.

I’ve also reviewed Muxer Diosa’s other Crash Pad scene and super excited to see them in another scene. Check out my thoughts about the first one here. I’ve never seen Zoie Blackheart, but always exciting to see other folks who practice sex magic create some magic. As someone who does and teaches about Sex Magic, I’m super excited to see a scene involving it. I can’t wait to see their process, and just visually how everything will look.

Zoie Blackheart
Muxer Diosa

Creating magical intentions, and harnessing your orgasms power for magic is a powerful way to involve magic in an aspect of your life that is full of untapped energy. Offering your body as a tribute, is something a lot of Tops as well as deities will appreciate.

body worship is a great way to build not only orgasmic energy but lubrication and arousal. However you want to think of it. Orgasms will be more intense and more charged with energy if you take your time and allow it to grow. Sex magic is also a great guideline for a a BDSM scene because typically one person will take the lead. Using things you have in your house for sensation play pervertables is a great way to add interest to your scene.

Brushing prayer beads on someone or using saint candles for wax play can add a ton of authenticity to your scene or ritual. Prayer candles are also great for wax play because they burn at a lower temp then other candles so it won’t burn the skin. Try tailoring your offering to the deity you are praying to in your ritual. If it’s Dionysus then adding wine would be helpful, if it’s Yemaya then something involving water, etc etc. It adds more power to your intention.

First orgasming with hands, then adding a powerful toy like the magic wand is a great way to amp up orgasms and orgasmic energy for sex magic. Plus the magic wand should be in every scene!

Grounding your partner with after care is important after an intense orgasm, or a sex magic ritual, or in this case both! Ask your partner what they need from you to help come out of top or bottom space.

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Crash Pad Episode 280: Bambi Belle and Denali Winter

Crash Pad Episode 280: Bambi Belle and Denali Winter

From Crash Pad about the episode

Bambi Belle is playing ‘possum, but Denali Winter knows how to tame this wild critter. Tied up and tickled, Bambi wriggles and writhes when Denali rips their leggings open and puts a Magic Wand to their pussy. After Bambi wipes their whiskers off between Denali’s thighs, they share a vibrator, before Denali muffles Bambi’s hisses of pleasure with their fishnet-bound butt.

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First Crash Pad review of 2019 for me! and I’m excited to see what more experienced performers have to offer. A lot of people’s first pro-porno experience is crash pad so it’ll be interesting to see what experienced performers do with the freedom. Crash Pad shoots a wide variety of experiences not just variations of sexuality or gender expressions, but people in different places in sex work without sensationalizing their first experience like many other companies do. As always it’s a humanizing model that treats performers as individuals, not just flesh.

Denali Winter and Bambi Belle

I don’t know much about these performers, but they both talk about craving queer sex and authenticity so they’ve come to the right place and can’t wait to see what they have in store for us all

My favorite aspect of pet play is how playful it tends to be. What’s more adorable then Bambi Belle playing possum for Denali Winter the sounds and the ears are just too much for me! Cuteness overload. Being able to joke about doing things in an order that doesn’t make sense does make you a good dominant. Sex is suppose to be fun, and if you can’t laugh at yourself then it’s going to be a tough time because no one is perfect.

Playful rope is so fun to watch. Especially as a person who enjoys rope, but can’t do serious ties. It’s nice to see rope included in a way that’s beginner friendly. Just a simple loop around feet or hands is enough to incapacitate

More folks wearing lipstick and leaving lipstick marks in porn forever! Nothing education to add besides my personal lipstick fetish

When you watch real life couples in scenes you tend to get less check ins because they know each other better, which can make for really hot scenes because they know all the buttons to press. The industry used to really force folks to not work with their real life partners frequently because they thought fans wouldn’t want to see you fuck the same person over and over and now performers have more autonomy and fans do want to see it.

Using the magic wand between the bodies on both partners junk at the same time is something that makes scissoring way more effective, especially if you have a larger body or vulva. Makes sure the stimulation gets to where you need it. A perfect partner will tell you if your eye lashes are still on after they sit on your face. All in all, great episode with lots of giggling and chemistry.

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